Programming languages in a nutshell

Python, Ruby

concurrency lol

packaging lol

Golang

lol if you don’t like typing err :=

y u no generics

lol imports

Haskell

need PhD

will never be mainstream

Idris

only for concating lists

Erlang

lol syntax

Javascript

javascript

Rust

how do I do x this week?

Clojure

let me know when the program has started running

lol if you want to build a secure thing on the web

Scala

lol if you think this actually improves java

PHP

which of these 10 fns should I use?

OCaml

haskell without the awesome

Prolog

mucho problemo

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